Technology is all around us, 

it’s in everything we do

But while it’s easy for most of us, 

some people don’t have a clue

I tell my grandma her computer’s frozen,

with a puzzled look she sees it.

She gets out her blowdryer 

And proceeds to unfreeze it!

This next story is true

and for sure can’t be ignored.

When my friend’s dad used his iPad

as a cutting and chopping board

“I’m finally using hashtags!” 

my father once exclaimed.

But when I saw “hastag having fun!” in his caption,

my laughter couldn’t be contained!

My friend got a wireless charger 

and then argued that he’d been mugged.

When only his phone could be wireless, 

but the charger still had to be plugged

Another guy I know

he ordered a magnifying glass

Because zooming into pages

was something beneath his class

We might find these cases funny

and laugh at their inability

But artificial intelligence is

no match for natural stupidity.